Consensual Hallucination ~/lifestyle

"i want neon look and have cash to spare" - Anon

Your place

So, your neighborhood is grey and your home feels like solitary confinement in a nuthouse. You get home from a depressing job, take a look around and get even more depressed. You want to change that.

Finding a place

First of all, consider if you really need your own house. It's got room, sure, but is it worth your brouzouf and the effort to keep it in shape? If you live alone, then probably not.

Go as small as possible. One-room apartments seem like a poor-man's place, but even if you're not poor that just means less cash spent on space you don't need. Easier to heat as well.

You'll need a decent and stable internet connection, obviously. Get something with a good connection to public transit. You may very well be able to ditch your expensive car.

If you see any vermin or insects, consider the place to be and stay infested and eject. If it hasn't been cleaned so far, the shazbot landlord won't clean it for you.

Furniture

Get some essentials in there and carefully think about what you need. The latter is where most dipshits fail and regret it later. In general, used furniture is a good idea if you thoroughly check it first. If you can't, steer clear, it's fishy.

Decorate

In general, don't overdo it and get shit that's actually useful.

Clothes

If I see you walking around in a trenchcoat and shades I'm going to stab you and poop in the wound.